糗爆,这场面实在是Hold不住哇

黑的白

1、一哥们逛街被钉子扎脚了，拔下来后扔路对面了。结果。。。回来的时候又被那个钉子给扎了
。。。
2、一天在商场里，看见一男的抓着一女的动手动脚，骂骂咧咧，旁边还围了一圈人跟着瞎起哄。
我生平最讨厌这种欺负女人的渣男！一脚将那渣男踹翻在地，道：你TM打女人算什么东西，有本事跟我打！
这时，突然人群里有人喊到：这女贼的同伙来啦。。。
后面的事情我就不记得了。。。
3、姑娘给一带小孩的少妇让座，少妇对小孩说：“快谢谢阿姨。”
姑娘说：“还是叫姐姐吧，我才28呢。”
少妇不好意思的说：“我26。”
姑娘。。。
4、“我拿一盒TT。”
老板：“要什么价位的？”
“一般的吧，反正都是一次性的！”
老板：“这就是给你娃买棺材阿，便宜的你心里过的去吗？ ！！”
5、我逛街逛累了，坐在路边玩会手机，过来一老奶奶，有七八十岁的样子了，说儿子刚给买的手机不会用，想给家人打个电话让家人来接她。
我想着举手之劳，便把老奶奶手机接过来，当时我就笑了：哈哈哈，奶奶，您是不是搞错了，这是一遥控器。
这时老奶奶看着我说：“那我手机哪去了呢？”
卧艹，碰瓷升级了！！！

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