十个爆笑段子，不笑不要钱
01.小保姆嗓门特别大，主人叮嘱，今晚来的都是有身份的人，说话务必小声一点。吃完饭，主人客人玩牌，小保姆收拾完想早点休息，于是凑近男主人耳边轻声道：“那我先睡了哈。”
02.有妞不泡,大逆不道。见妞就泡,替天行道。胸脯高高,越摸越骚。小腰细细,身怀绝技。身材小巧,没完没了。屁股翘翘,要完还要。
03.小夫妻一夜欢欲。事毕,老公去洗手间认真的清洗擦拭,妻问干嘛那么久?老公说:狙击枪用完就要保养,我的兄弟叫顺溜...
04.男子追赶公车一直到家都没赶上 回来后对老婆说自己赶公车没赶上 不过也好 又锻炼了身体又赚了1元钱 老婆当时就怒了说 你傻啊 要追也追出租车啊 至少赚个起步价
05.单位组织体检,护士说领导心率一直不正常,遂请主任医师复检，复查后，主任和蔼地对护士说:以后把胸前的扣子扣好，可以提高工作效率。
06.与一家上中产吃饭。丈夫在家炒股，有得色，说过去两三个月“炒得不错”。女婿在金融界工作，谦称“挣点泡沫的钱”，丈母娘坚定地说，“泡沫越多越好！”
07.读书时一直暗恋她，但没勇气表白，更没胆量碰她。毕业后，她已经结婚了，老公跟我是同学。那天下午，她抱着娃娃在喂奶，我找了个很好的借口。我走到她面前，一把两手按住她的咪×咪，然后跟她娃娃说，喊叔叔，不喊不给吃!
08.什么是剧透呢？有一位罗姓朋友作的更绝，他把自己的MSN名字改成“邓不利多死了”，然后不停地上线和下线。于是所有人——包括完全不想被剧透的不幸人们——悲哀地看着屏幕上MSN提示窗口反覆提示“您的朋友‘邓不利多死了’已经上线…”
09.今天，我开车走在一段收费公路上。靠近一个收费亭的时候车子抛锚了。我只好在冒烟的车里等着，痛哭流涕，眼睁睁看着其他车子呼啸而过。直到一个巡警过来帮我把车子推过了收费站。收费站里的妇女跟我说她很同情我，可是仍然收了我3块钱。
10.玛丽太太因闯红灯上法庭。法官盯着她看，问：玛丽太太？是的。你以前在西区小学当老师？是的，你怎么知道？法官笑了，我曾是你的学生。玛丽太太也笑了，轻松起来。法官接着说，我等这一天等了20多年，现在罚你抄一千遍“我闯红灯错了，以后再也不犯了。”
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